alilnugget:

Wow the nerve these moms have… Taking their children to the park.. I’m trying to smoke drugs here god



rippleklainebagels:

home is where you fully understand how the shower works

(Source: bakehuntdrink)




emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.









plasmatics-life:

Housing | Quarry Bay  by Bryan Leung


unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead. 

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot